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Post by Skyborn on May 21, 2009 0:43:02 GMT -5
(773): I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you. Not nearly as bad. Here's another nice one: (404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs. (1-404): Two? (404): Two. I don't even know how to respond to that...I don't think I'd need a buddies couch to sleep on since they have cots in jail cells.
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badem
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Post by badem on May 22, 2009 5:21:21 GMT -5
easy peasy
(706): i would punch a child for taco bell
thats low, I would do it for weed tho
(310): Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I wanna know what he did to the cat lol
(413): I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Yes it does
(650): i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner! (408): Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
fucking genius
(702): Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out. (1-702): Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I did this to my boss once on a training course
fucking genius
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